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"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
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"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
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'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'
"We're lucky the Peace Corps sent us a Princeton man."
'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'
"To what do I owe this honor?"
home School graduation.
"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'
'Because when you're old and lonely, you'll get mail from your alumni association. That's why you need to graduate from college.'
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
Graduation day at drone school.
'What do I do now?'
"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."
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"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
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'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
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At the 'Northwest Institute of Aeronautical Engineering 2008 Graduation'.
'I will now announce the names of the graduates, in the order of the starting salaries offered to them.'
"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
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'It's a good thing they provided us with something to wear, because I haven't done any laundry in four years.'
"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
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'You have reached your destination.'