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The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."
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"It's so early in the year, and that English teacher…. She's already up in my grill."
Tags:slang, slang term, slang terms, english, english teacher, english teachers, writing class, writing classes, writer, writers, grammar, bad grammar, adversary, adversaries, enemy, enemies, student, students, difficult student, difficult students, school year, school years, school, schools, teenager slang, teenager, teen, teens, millennial, millennials, generation z, grammar nazi, grammar nazis
"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."
Tags:grammar, grammar enthusiast, grammar enthusiasts, grammar nut, grammar nuts, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, prison, prisons, correctional factilities, correctional facility, convinct, convicts, ex-con, ex-cons, grammar police, subjunctive, indicative, subjunctive mood, indicative mood, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, rehabilitated
The Comma Sutra
"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."
Tags:bully, bullies, bullying, online bully, online bullies, online bullying, troll, trolls, internet troll, internet trolls, grammar, bad grammar, grammar mistake, grammar mistakes, grammar pedant, grammar pedants, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, teacher, teachers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, parent teacher meeting, school child, school children, son, sons, shame, ashamed, bring shame to the family, brought shame to the family
"A pandemic is no excuse for poor grammar."
"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."
Tags:oxford comma, oxford commas, pedant, pedants, pedantic, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, divorce, divorces, divorcing, disagreement, disagreements, disagree, disagrees, disagreeing, english teacher, english teachers, english, proper grammar, correct grammar, stickler, sticklers, pet peeve, pet peeves, punctuation, punctuate, frustration, frustrations, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing
There, Their, They're
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Tags:grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, fewer, items or less, correction, correct, english, english major, college, college graduate, grad, graduates, humanities, job, jobs, bitter, bitterness, world of work, literature, lit major, language, language skills, literacy, literate, literacy skills, register, registers, cash register, supermarket, supermarkets, groceries, grocery store, store, stores, clerk, clerks, proof, proofread, proofreading
Use apostrophes. Dont use apostrophes
"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."
Joe's Grammar Shop
Tags:grammar, bad grammar, using bad grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, store window, store, windows, shop window, shop windows, correct grammar, incorrect grammar, comma splicing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, english language, the english language, modern english, special offer, special offers
"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
Tags:punctuation, punctuate, punctuating, punctuated, exclamation, exclamation point, exclamation points, exclamation mark, exclamation marks, numb, numbed, numbness, numbing, internet, www, website, websites, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, grammar, grammar police, online, leet speak, lingo, jargon, culture, internet culture, pop culture, overuse, overused, over use, over used, social media, social, marriage, married life, modern, modern life, modern world, geek, geeks, geeky
"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."
Tags:restaurant, restuarants, difficult customer, difficult customers, grammar, spelling, bad grammar, bad spelling, grammar nut, grammar nuts, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, grocers apostrophe, caesar salad, osso buco, waiter, waiters, server, servers, disgruntled customer, disgruntled customers, menu, menus, poorly spelled menus
'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'
Tags:language, languages, english, singing, album, albums, music, musical, musically, song, songs, songbook, tune, tunes, grammar, grammatical, grammatically, grammars, grammar rules, play on words, word play, word-play, cd, fuddy, fuddy duddy, killjoy, kill joy, modern, modern life, criticism, grammar nazi, grammar-nazi, grammarnazi, grammar nazis, grammar-nazis
"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Grammar, and I see you're having trouble with the past, present, and future tenses."
"I watch where I put my exclamation points."
Tags:exclamation point, exclamation points, exclamation mark, exclamation marks, exclamation point, exclamation points, grammar, grammar check, grammar checks, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, show off, showing off, show-off, show offs, show-offs, grammatically correct, grammatical correctness, manners, good manners, grammatical etiquette
"People just don't understand me!"
Tags:apostrophe, apostrophes, apostrophe use, apostrophe uses, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, correct grammar, understand, understands, understanding, use, uses, proper use, proper uses, punctuation, punctuation mark, punctuation marks, sentence diagram, sentence diagrams, sentence diagramming, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, lack of understanding, don't understand
"We literally laughed our heads off!"
"You vill be punished if you end a sentence with a preposition."
Love, death and grammar.
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"Aha. See - you used a double negative there."
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I have taken over Sarahs body!
"As I mentioned before, Fassler, you'll never go anywhere until you start using 'impact' as a verb."
Tags:impact, impact as verb, verb, verbs, advisors, business mentor, business mentors, business adviser, business advisers, success, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, public relations, language, p r, corporate public relations, institutional relations, college english, advisor, jargon, corporate jargon, business jargon, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, grammar, grammar nazi, grammar nazis, correction, corrections, editor, editors, editing, pr department, public relations
"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."