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"We're absolutely gutted, Jamie missed out on the local grammar when he only got a 'C' in 'normal family'!"
"We've found the most MARVELOUS tutor who's teaching Timmy how to be 'normal working class' for his grammar school application..."
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"Getting into a good grammar is getting harder and it's worse now that the government is prioritising 'normal working families'."
Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'
'Welcome to Geography.' 'Are we there yet?'
'That? Oh, I was awarded that for perfect attendance in third grade.'
Bad Gramma Skool
Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'
'Turner don't use that expression 'Pie int he sky' its sounds ridiculous and don't point!'
Student to teacher: 'Do you still get paid if I'm not learning anything?'
'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'
Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
"All grammar schools ever taught me was when to put an M on the end of WHO - which I've never done!"
"Mom, I'm supposed to remind you that I have to bring a valentine for everyone in my school."
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'What a day. I had a close encounter of the 3rd grade kind.'
'Owhay ancay ouyay ailfay igpay atinlay?'
'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'
Glue teacher about scissors student: 'I really feel like he's about to cut class.'
'The stock market is a tougher teacher than yours. I've never once seen it grade on a curve.'
Girl to mom about report card: 'Second grade is hard because all of my training was in the first grade.'
Paper to kid: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'
Student with armload of money in front of class: 'I won't be finishing school. You see, I spend my lunch hours over at the casino ...'
Teacher to student: 'And what is the dictionary definition of 'Wikipedia'?'
Student to teacher about flash cards: 'When did they add emoticons to the cards?'