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"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."
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"Before I begin, I should warn you that in my quest for truth and my relentless war against corruption I will now and then split an infinitive and end an occasional sentence with a preposition."
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"Very traditional. He's the noun. She's the adjective."
Tags:noun, nouns, adjective, adjectives, parts of speech, grammar, grammarian, grammarians, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, traditional marriage, traditional couples, heterosexual couples, heterosexuality, heterosexual, feminist, feminism, feminists, misogyny, misogynists, misogynist, gossip, gossiper, talking smack, smack talking, talking trash, trash talking, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"The 'H' is silent."
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"You there, Mister L! You're the only one in this word who has a right to remain silent."
"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."
'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'
Grammarian - Meow, Meows, Meowing, Meowed.
"You have to use punctuation. We must meet on comma grounds ... period!"
Tags:commas, punctuation, punctuations, grammar lesson, grammar lessons, grammar class, grammar classes, grammarian, grammarians, periods, using punctuation, grammar, education, writing, proper punctuation, teacher, student, paper, writing paper, term paper, grades, literature, class, classroom, school, teaching, english teacher, english teachers, compromise, compromises, compromising
Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.
"Don't split your infinitives with me, squire!"
When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'
'For snoring?! Hell, that's nothing'. I once shot a man for ending sentence in a preposition.'
"I know it's a big ask but try not to use nouns as if they were verbs."
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
"I must warn you that, Judge, Farrell, is known for his long sentences."
"Oh no. . . We'll never win now. Looks like our team is getting underscore."
"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."
Complaining about poor grammar
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Grammar got run over by a reindeer
"Hang on! Shouldn't that be a full-stop?"
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"I Tarzan . . ."