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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
'But how do you download music?'
His master's voice.
A trip to the vet's.
When I said I love the 'Oldies' I meant Grandma adn Grandpa."
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'I'm going to tell you something off the record.'
"I'll take that one."
'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)
'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'
His 'Master's' Voice
"What the hell's going on here ... ?"
"Sorry sir, if you take the record player, you must take the dog."
'No doubt about it-his hearing's getting worse.'
'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'
"This one really speaks to me."
"How long have you been hearing these voices?"
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatry, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgoens, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapy, therapist, therapists, gramophones, hmv, hmv dog, music, records, gramophone, his master's voice, hearing voices, sick, mental illness, madness psychiatrist's couch, mental state, mental health
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
Desert Island Discs, record player with no electricity - 'Don't worry I've got my records'
Dog pees in a gramophone.
'Your call may be recorded and used for training purposes.'
'Are you downloading another cylinder?'
Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn
No Radio On Board