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'Well this is awkward.'
"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."
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'Grandpa's been working out!!'
'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'
"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"
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That's what I call value.
Grandpa was proud of the effect his signature stolen nose trick was having on the young crowd. It wasn't until later that anyone explained to him how Dylan had lost his real nose in a horrible sledging accident.
"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"
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"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"
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"How did you live to be a hundred, Pops?"
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'Watching Chet compete with our great grandson to see who can go longest without having to have his diaper changed. What are you doing?'
'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'
Old spiders trap prey just so that they have someone to talk to.
'Gramps used to hunt this area when it was still a forest. Sometimes he likes to sit up there and reminisce.'
'Sorry, Timmy, but Grandpa's horsey just got a charlie horse.'
You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?
Old man with straw in gin.
'Grandpa, don't you ever take your library books back?'
Getting Old with Gramps.
Man with two pairs of glasses.
'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'
'I bet your grandad made a bomb out of the tooth fairy!'
"Dad, why did you tell him that when you were his age you only had three TV channels?... Are you trying to give him nightmares?!"
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"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"