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Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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'So Grandma's arrived then.'
"Gran makes everything from scratch."
'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'
'Unethical? What do you mean, unethical?'
Rock on Grandma!
'Could you look after my grandchildren, Dear? I've got to continue working.'
"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."
"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"
The Israelites receive nanna from heaven.
"It just doesn't sound right. Grandma's off her rocker again."
Knitting Christmas Tree
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
I knitted him for you..
'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'
"Oh, Wi-Fi. I thought you said hi-fi. We don't have Wi-Fi."
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'Baking is my video gaming.'
"Everything takes grandpa a little longer to do. he's analog."
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'Careful, Jimmy. . . if you make faces like that, it could freeze that way.'