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'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'Well this is awkward.'
'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."
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'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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Home alone: the final chapter
"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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"Well, sir, there was A.T. & T. at 264, Steel dropping by the minute and Wall Street going mad! - You're sure I'm not boring you?"
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'We used to call these bus stops when I was your age.'
'Oh, don't mind Grandpa - he's just having an acid flashback.'
'The best revenge is outliving your enemies. I just wish I could remember who they were!'
Three generations and baby carriers
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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"I better go. The grandkids are euthanizing Doris + me tonight."
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"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
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"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
Grandparents and technology