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"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
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"Grandmother was telling me that when she was young, a girl got out and walked on such occasions, but then they always did everything the hard way."
Waiting For Godot
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"There I go again, telling stories that make you an accessory after the fact."
"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."
"Such a long trip."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
Viewing a window in the real world
"Was geography any easier when you were my age, Grandpa? Back when the world was flat?"
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Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
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'I'm too old to be a grandfather!'
"Mr. Culner is survived by his wife, the former Janice Dexter; one son, Horace, Jr.; and three grandchildren."
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"I think my grandmother might have married him and brought him home after the war, since then he's just been sat by the fire..."
'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'
No, Grandpa, computer literacy has nothing to do with being able to read barcodes.
'Grandfather...what was so good about the old days?'
"So that's what happened to little June Marie!"
"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui all the way home."
"Grandma, how many numbers were there when you were my age?"
"You know Grandma, I can't remember the last time I had my appetite spoiled."
"Thirty-five years ago your grammy was at a crossroads, ... and she saw your grandfather hitchhiking."
"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."
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To the best gran in the world.
'And that potato was your Mother's great-great-Grandfather.'