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'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."
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'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
"Come on, men! This is for our kids to live in a free world! And for our grandkids to grow up in a world where they can spend hours a day looking at cats on some sort of fantastic information machine!"
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'So Grandma's arrived then.'
"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
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"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'
"Oh, don't be such a pill, Father - say 'hello' to the child."
"Well, sir, there was A.T. & T. at 264, Steel dropping by the minute and Wall Street going mad! - You're sure I'm not boring you?"
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"Gran makes everything from scratch."
"You couldn't put on a nice a tie?"
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'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we discuss 'Feminist Theory' say aye,'
'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'
'They'll give a reality show to any obnoxious person nowadays.'
'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'
"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."
"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."
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"You didn't ask me about my grandchildren."
Rock on Grandma!