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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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"As long as you're Grant, get me a 7-Up."
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"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
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"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'
"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."
"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
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'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'
"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'
'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'
"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
Tags:dimension, dimensions, 11th dimension, eleventh dimension, scientist, scientists, grant, grants, research fund, research funds, research funding, research grant, research grants, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, superstring theory, super string theory, physics, physicist, physicists
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'
'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'
'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'
Research grant for nerve toxin.
Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'
"Defunding increases aggression."
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'Institute for the study of innovative ways to get government grants'