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'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
'I'm granting your divorce and ordering you both be released back into the wild.'
"No, we don't grant immunity for testifying against other people!"
'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'
"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"
'Your desk is made of genuine marble, don't take it for granite.'
Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.
"Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted."
"Pick any three items and they're yours"
'Is that all I am to you lot? A drive in cashpoint?'
'I don't care who she is,or what she says..You're only granted one final wish!'