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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"I can probably help you with the crossword, but that's about it."
Aladdin and the disappointing lamp
The gay fairy.
"And your third wish?"
'Sure, I could grant those three wishes, but I believe you'll appreciate the value of health, love and money more if you continue not having them.'
"Your wish is my command... as long as it doesn't break the law or harm children, animals, or the environment."
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
'I should warn you that results may vary concerning any wishes about the stock market.'
'You know that if I turn him into a real boy, you're going to have to explain puberty to him.'
'I'm still waiting for those wishes.'
'I am the genie of the laptop. What is thy bidding, Webmaster?'
'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'
'Not now, Aladdin...'
'Sorry, I'm not able to grant that sort of wish - I'm only here on work experience.'
'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influencing peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'
'I grant you ONE wish!' 'Neuter all men.'