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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
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"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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"God, I'll be glad when his genius grant runs out"
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'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'
"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."
"Ebenezer! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past, made possible by a grant from Exxon."
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'Well Gentlemen...One down, one to go.'
"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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'My kindergarten class is using frozen waffles for stacking and building.'
"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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A fairy godmother turns a man's penis into a frog.
'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'
'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'
'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'
'It's an ethical dilemna now: We have solved the problem but still have two years of funding through our research grant...'
Research grant for nerve toxin.
Newton - today: 'Help my research! Buy an apple 50 cents.'
"Defunding increases aggression."
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"Well, we got the grant."
'Institute for the study of innovative ways to get government grants'
"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."
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