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The Man Who Knew Way Too Much
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"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'
Grape vines think alike.
"She's beautiful! Do you think she'd go out with me?"
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'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'
Desk Organizer: Mail, Telex and Grapevine.
"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"
'What about it Hawkins?...I hear, via the grapevine, you haven't followed orders by making a loan!'
'I heard it through the grapevine.'
'You know why he married a vintner's daughter? He thought she was di-vine.'
'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'
'No, we don't bother to pasteurize our wines - your ride back home should do the trick.'
'I don't get it. Ask him to start over.'
'Hold up a sec! I'm feeling really guilty about all the destruction we've caused to vineyards around the world...Okay, I'm over it.'
'Who's the new guy?'
'Hey, I'm sorry, it smelled foxy.'
'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'
'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'
'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'
'Funny, when he was a movie director and yelled, 'cut', he wanted everyone to stop.'
'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'
'I've pruned it to look like my ex - she was perennially sour grapes, too.'
'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'
'And imagine my horror, at discovering, while touring Burgundy, that the grapevines there grow--in dirt!'