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'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, grass, eat grass, eating grass, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, insensitive, insensitivity
"When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers."
Tags:elephant, elephants, grass, fight, fights, safari, safaris, elephant fight, elephants fighting, privilege, privileged, privileges, downtrodden, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, underdog, underdogs, little man, inequality, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!
Tags:lawn mower, lawn tractor, lawn, grass, mower, tractor, cutter, cut, cuts, conversion, converted, convert, sports car, car, cars, motor, motoring, motors, motor vehicle, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, auto mobile, pretend, pretending, pretends, save money, insurance, car insurance, close to home
Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.
'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'
Tags:groundskeeper, groundskeepers, grounds keeper, grounds keepers, grass, grassy, long grassy, wild, wilderness, overgrown, overgrow, overgrows, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rest, rests, resting, rested, baseball, base ball, ground, grounds, pitch, pitches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"
Tags:plant, plants, grass, greener, happier, happy, happiness, unhappy, the grass is greener on the other side, weed, weeds, unkempt, messy, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, lawn, lawns, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, jealously, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
Lawn service conspiracy.
Lawn mower breaking kit
Tags:lawn, lawns, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, grass, grasses, grassy, cut, cuts, cutting, cutter, cutters, teen, teenager, teens, teenagers, break, breaks, breaking, sabotage, sabotages, sabotaging, nuisance, nuisances, trouble, troubles, troublesome, disable, disables, mysterious, close to home
"I've never trusted cows."
Tags:cow, cows, sheep, lamb, lambs, trust, trusts, trusted, pasture, pastures, field, fields, farm, farms, farming, farmed, farmer, suspicious, suspicion, sceptic, sceptical, scepticism, grass, grasses, grassy, countryside, country, country side, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism
Bovine Fast Food,
'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'
'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.
'No Kevin, no one squealed on you. I saw your prank on YouTube.'
'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'
Witch's cottage covered in drugs.
'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'
'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'