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"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"Dear God, Thank you for the nice commandments."
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"I love this planet!"
"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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"Damn, where's that gratitude journal again!"
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"Because of you, my darling, I've never had an ulcer. I've never needed a psychiatrist. When I poured out my troubles, you listened. When I ranted and raved, you listened. Thank you, my angel, for listening." "Who listened"
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"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."
"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."
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"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."
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"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."
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"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
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"This cab was first, everybody, but I do want to thank the rest of you and tell you how wonderful it is to feel wanted."
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"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."
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"Everything all right?"
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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."
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"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"
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"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
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"I'm not losing a daughter-I'm getting rid of a daughter."
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"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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