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"Thanks for almost everything, Dad."
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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."
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"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."
'And now, as a token of my appreciation for the vital role your species plays in the food chain, I'm going to eat you!'
"Everything all right?"
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"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."
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"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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'I can too show gratitude. I'm just saving it for the right moment.'
"Thanks, Super Rich Man."
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The words 'Thank you ' take seconds to say, but mean so much.
The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.
'What's the catch?'
'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'
Complaints and Gratitude.
Main Street Bonuses
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"Thank heavens! Some work."
Cards for my G.P.S.
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"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
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"Santa! Santa! Thanks for the dolly! You're the best!"
Giving Thanks Turkey
Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.
'I thought my money would buy me love and eternal gratitude'
'Oh so now he buys me flowers.'