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"He always liked baseball"
Man digging real grave for Halloween.
"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"
The King of going a long way for a small joke...
'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'
'As a cemetery worker... I prefer working the 'graveyard' shift!'
''Larry this' and 'Larry that'. . . And no one has anything nice to say about the hole.'
Body Snatchers on Loose.
'Looks like another crossword fanatic. We are to bury him six down and three across.'
'And then there's Jeffries... He's been with the company longer than anyone. You know where all the bodies are buried, eh, Jeffries? Ha Ha! Keep up the great work!'
'Why is he always hanging around?'
'Stick with it son; we'll make a grave-digger of you yet.'
'Are you sure his wife asked for fresh flowers in his lapel every day?'
'In my last job I had 40 people under me. I was a grave digger.'
'Here, every shift is the graveyard shift, Collins.'
'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'
'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'
'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'
Golf clubs in mummies tomb.
'No, the measurements aren't wrong - apparently he was run over by a steam roller!'
Grave Digger Sackings.
People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.
'It needs to be wider.' 'Ah ha! The plot thickens.'