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'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'
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'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'
Rusty's Secret Stash
"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"
Tags:mummy, mummies, curse, curses, cursing, hospital, hospital bed, hospital beds, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, tomb, tombs, crypt, crypts, bandage, bandages, bandaged, hospital, hospitals, hospitalized, hospitalization, crypt, crypts, grave robber, grave robbers, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeologist, archeologists, archeology
Rusty's Secret Stash
"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"
Tags:dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, dig up, digs up, digging up, shallow grave, shallow graves, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, dad, dads, father, fathers, dog, dogs, daddy, daddies, parent, parents, widow, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killing, killings
'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'
"Am I too late to loot the dead?"
'It's not so much the grave robbing, and the inhuman creations. We just wish you'd shop local!'
"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."
Tags:grave robber, grave robbers, grave robber, grave robberies, corpse, corpses, medical science, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical school, medical schools, anatomy, dissection, dissections, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, igor, mary shelley
'What's the matter? Last night you thought getting engaged with my grandmother's wedding ring was a romantic idea.'
'I've developed a new game where young women date old guys to get their money. I call it 'Grave Raiders.''
'Mr Burke, Mr Hare, could you supply the cadaver of an irish labourer for the operating theatre.'
'I managed to dig up some laborers for you.'
'There's a fair bit of grave robbing round these parts.'
Jewelry Sale (in a cemetary).
'I've tried other careers, but my heart's in grave robbery.'
"Your face looks vaguely familiar too."
'Look at Spot - he always did love to play with Jack!'
Constable Jeff could already see the headlines: 'Grave Robber finally arrested'
'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'
Burke and Hare going to watch 'Tomb Raider'.