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'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'
"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."
Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.
'Up -Up -Up...'
Black Hole Exhibit
'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'
'Young Lady, come down here this instant before the juvenile authorities arrest you for violating the laws of gravity.'
'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'
Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'
'Doctor, Joe has been this way ever since the shut down of the space shuttles.'
'How's that for stopping power?'
Anti-gravity Research Lab
"How do I get off this Merry Go Round?"