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A bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
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"Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law."
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Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"The street's lower than the sidewalk, dear."
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'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'
'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'
'May I present Sir Isaac Newton. He claims to have discovered something big.'
A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.
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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
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"Here comes Howard now!"
1715: Newton discovers gravel.
"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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'I am not overweight. I'm gravity enhanced.'
'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'
'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'
'No, not THAT corner!'
'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'
"Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them."
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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
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'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."
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"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."
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