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'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."
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"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."
"You're over reacting. Everyone gets a gray hair."
'It's just a little gray fur...it makes you look distinguished!'
"I never thought about coloring my hair until I coughed up a gray hair ball."
"First I was prematurely gray. Now I'm prematurely dead."
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"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"
"Post traumatic stress disorder."
'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'
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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'
"OK...maybe I shouldn't have pulled out all those gray hairs."
'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'
'If only gray hair and split ends were my only hair problems.'
Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.
"I'm devastated...I found a long grey hair on his suit this morning. Instead of lying and telling me he had another woman, the b**stard points out that it's one of mine!"
You Know You're Getting Older When: You Start Noticing Gray Hair, In Your Children's Hair!