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"We just came from the stupidest meadow."
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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Why Are You Following Me?
"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
The return of the four sheepskins
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.
'You're so meadow dramatic!'
Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.
"Still tastes like grass."
Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
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Cows standing on each others back to graze as a team.
"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."
"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."
Grass is greener.
"Baaaad hair day."
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"You folks are grazing on my land."
'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'
'Geesh, Betty, your grazing is really off today!'
"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."
Where steel wool comes from.
"Grass is more enjoyable when it's illegal."