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"We just came from the stupidest meadow."
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
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Why Are You Following Me?
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.
'You're so meadow dramatic!'
Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.
"Still tastes like grass."
Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
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Cows standing on each others back to graze as a team.
Grass is greener.
"You folks are grazing on my land."
'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'
'Geesh, Betty, your grazing is really off today!'
"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."
Where steel wool comes from.
'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'
'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'
Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.
'If you can read this you're grazing too close.'
"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"
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And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing
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