Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, stitches, stitches, minor, wound, wounds, cut, cuts, graze, grazes, split, splits, american medical, hospital, hospitals, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, critical, critic, critique, political, policy, government, governmental, mother, mothers, private, privatised, privatized, out sourced, out source, branch, branches, franchise, franchised
Why Are You Following Me?
"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.
'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'
Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.
"Still tastes like grass."
Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
Tags:worship, pastor, pastors, graze, grazes, grazing, chew cud, chews cud, chewing cud, cud, pasteurised, pasteurised milk, pasteurisation, pasteurization, pasteurize, pasteurizes, worship ceremony, worship ceremonies, cattle, cow, cows, dairy farmer, dairy farmers, religious revival, religious revivals, revival ceremony, revival ceremonies
Grass is greener.
"Baaaad hair day."
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair days, rain, raining, rain storm, rainstorm, rainstorms, rain storms, shower, showers, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, woolly sheep, grazer, grazers, grazing, graze, grazes, farm, farms, farm animal, farm animals, fashion disaster, fashion disasters, humidity, humid, frizzy, frizziness, frizzy hair
'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'
'Geesh, Betty, your grazing is really off today!'
"No thanks, I'm watching my blood pressure."
Where steel wool comes from.
'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'
'Hey! I made sandwiches ya' know!'
'If you can read this you're grazing too close.'
"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, rabbit, rabbits, pay attention, paying attention, distraction, distractions, distracting, graze, grazes, grazing animal, grazing animals, bunny, bunnies, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, horn, horns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, impale, impales, impaling, easily distracted, add, adhd
'Don't bunch up around the ball! Spread out, spread out! ... And quit grazing, Lyle!'
Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!
'This is the life, eh?'
'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'