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"We just came from the stupidest meadow."
"That's why we never stop eating the grass."
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
Procrastination, snacking, proscrastisnacking
Why Are You Following Me?
"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."
'Just think...our pies feed the soil,the soil feeds the grass,the grass feeds us...'
'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'
The return of the four sheepskins
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
'Stop playing hard to get!'
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
"Here he comes."
'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'
'The bull's still alive and well, Mr. Fillimond, unfortunately he's not grazing in your field.'
"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."
'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'
'Oh! There you are!'
'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'
'You're so meadow dramatic!'
"Do you think this grass is organic?"
Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.
"You called for lawn service?"