Grease Monkeys Cartoons and Comics

"Having trouble stopping huh? Ah well, them's the brakes."

Windshield repair.

'Your guarantee's expired.'

'The way I got it doped out, post-modern man is all context and fragment.'

Pretty Good Batteries, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the jump starts you may need occasionally.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'I thought this was a steak house. Why is the decor for this restaurant pieces of cars and trucks?'

'My diagnosis, Doc, indicates the need for a catalystectomy, a carburetor transplant and a radiator bypass.'

'It's part of a friends of the earth campaign to persuade you to leave the car at home.'