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'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'
'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'
'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'
'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'
'He has an amazing attention span.'
'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
'What gave him this idea?'
'It's nice you two can share the same interests.'
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'
'Somewhere, there's a little league game that won't go into extra innings.'
'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
'He does lack social skills.'
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'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'
My other dog is a Great Dane.
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"His father came from a family of climbers."
Dog Show: Great Dane Category.
'What are you so worried about? Of course you're my best buddy in the whole world.'
'Hey! Stop shoving!'
'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'