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Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'
"Trumpty Dumpty wants to build a wall 1300 miles long and 40 feet high. Perfect timing... I was planning on vacationing in Mexico this year!"
"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"
"I meant to do that."
Soldiers look at Humpty Dumpty. One says: 'Yeah it was an OK fall, but I wouldn't really say it was a great fall.'
I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.
Humpty Dumpty Stock Market Graph.
HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL !
'Oh, it's probably just a publicity stunt for the egg council.'