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"And this time--no ark!"
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
"Well, now the flood warning's been downgraded to just a light mid-afternoon sprinkle."
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"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"
Tags:global warming, sea level, ocean levels, rise, rises, sea level rise, sea level rising, conference, conferences, pitcher's mound, pitchers mound, meeting, meetings, meeting on the mound, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, batter, batters, indecision, flood, floods, flooding, great flood, great floods, catcher, catchers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, climate change, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
'At this time, I'd like to point out some of the safety features and emergency exits that our craft is equipped with...'
"Well, there's still lots of water around, but alternate-side-of-the-street parking regulations have been suspended indefinitely."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, flood, flooding, great flood, dove, doves, animal, animals, returning, parking, parking regulations, suspended, suspension, parking places, parking spots, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, water, parking rules, parking restrictions
"I tried to get just two ants."
"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
Tags:noah, noah's ark, bible, bibles, creation, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, flood, floods, biblical flood, biblical floods, animal, animals, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, lgbt, lgbtq, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, noah, going extinct, endangered species, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, consequence, consequences, endangered, endangered species
Animals going into a stretch limousine
Tags:animals, elephant, elephants, giraffe, giraffes, crocodile, crocodiles, bear, bears, stretch limo, stretch limos, stretch limousines, stretch limousine, noah, noah's ark, ark, biblical story, biblical stories, great flood, animal, pair, pairs, modernise, modernisation, modernisation, modernize, modernized, modernization, modernisations, modernizations, story, stories, pair of each
"You need two more gazelles."
A long line of animals wait for a pair of snails to slowly board Noah's Ark.
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, boat, boats, ship, ships, great flood, flood, flooding, animal, animals, pair, pairs, snail, snails, slow, holding up the line, line, lines, lineup, lineups, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, traffic jam, congestion, bottle neck, waiting
"Hi, my name is Noah! Is your ark for sale?"
"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
"Well, Noah - I warned you about allowing the woodworm onboard!"
Tags:noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, great flood, biblical flood, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, woodworm, woodworms, ark, religious, 40 days and 40 nights, downpour, biblical, bible, infestation, infestations, pest, pests, 2by2, animals, sanctuary, boat, snake, survivors, drowned, sinking boat, storm, tempest, lifeboat, lifeboats
A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.
"It's cool – God told us to!"
Tags:noah, noahs ark, ark, great flood, genesis, bible story, bible stories, biblical story, biblical stories, bible, biblical, gods word, gods orders, animal, animals, walk the plank, walking the plank, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, lion, lions, pig, pigs, ostrich, ostriches, bird, birds, god, religion, religions, christianity, religious justification
"The lions insisted."
"I say we throw the damn things overboard."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, brontosaurus, brontosauruses, noah's ark, noahs ark, flood, floods, flooding, extinct, extinction, extinctions, great flood, bible story, bible stories, die out, dies out, dying out, throw overboard, throws overboard, throwing overboard, inconvenient, inconvenience, apatosaurus, ark, arks
"Sorry God but the wife has doing a cabinet."
"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."
Tags:calamity, calamities, flood, great flood, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, old testament, torah, genesis, book of genesis, economy, economies, economic ruin, economic ruins, fallout, fallouts, market correction, market corrections, great recession, great depression, financial recession, financial depression, rebuild, rebuilds, rebuilding, reconstruction, economic ruin, economic calamity, economic calamities, economist, economists, big picture
'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'
Tags:idiot, idiots, noah, noah's ark, noahs ark, ark, two by two, animal, animals, great flood, great floods, sink, sinking, sinks, drown, drowns, mistake, mistakes, religion, religions, bible, bibles, torah, old testament, water, flood, flooding, boat, ship, ships, boats, god, gods, yahweh, christianity, christianity, judaism
Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise
'Sorry... you are late. There are no vacancies.'