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Scary Slug Stories
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
"My wife wants to spend Halloween with her first husband."
"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."
"My biggest fear is having, like, five final exams on the same day. What's your biggest fear about school, Gracie?"
Sergio dreams of being broke.
Superman has Kryptonite, he has toenail clippers.
"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"
"I had a dream that my bones were being picked clean!..."