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Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy
"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."
'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'
Making philosophy accessible: Pop-up Plato.
'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'
"Socrates, you have an answer for everything, you can convince anyone of anything, and you know everything. You ought to become a lawyer."
"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."
'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'
"Socrates said that love was the only word that frees us from the weight and pain in life, because ice cream hadn't been invented yet."
Diogenes and the Greek Crisis
'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'
'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'
"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."
"Diogenes, this is Washington, D.C. It's probably the worst place to look for an honest man."