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"The beer should be cold in two hours."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"That's so last summer."
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'I don't have a gas guzzler, unless you count my husband. He sure can guzzle and you wouldn't believe the gas...'
"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."
"Why give up my car? I already have a green lifestyle!"
"Well if it isn't Mister Greener-Than-Thou, himself!"
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'We're carbon off-setting.'
'We go into business with Al Gore!! We sell our carbon offsets to Mr. Gore's friends. . . And we get paid to stay home!'
'If it'll make you any happier, we're biodegradable, too.'
'I'm very green - I always drink in my local.'
Ed had got the principle of recycling all wrong.
Walk through the valley of death.
'We're an environmentally friendly company that thinks about nothing but green.'
I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?
'Couldn't you do that outside?'
Self-Sufficiency My Arse. He's workshy!
Organic flytrap: frog.
Mono-cycling is even more environmentally friendly than recycling.
'I've decided to save on energy... I'm going to bed.'
"Don't leave it on standby!"
Vegan Man takes his K-9 Composter for a walk.
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