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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."
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'I heard riding the bus was better for the environment so I bought us each one!'
Ed Goes Green
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'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'
'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'
'For the first time in ages, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer faced some stiff competition from Ernie the energy saving reindeer'
Ten deeply green bottles
'Yes, we think 'green', we use soybean ink on recycled paper and we have two vevetarians on staff.'
'While fossil fuels are not renewable resources, the good news is greed and fear are.'
This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.
Green Construction, 1/3 less 2 X 4s than our regular construction.
'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'
At my house I can only use green.
Pipeline bends around a bear.
'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'
GREEN IT. 'But the power savings are considerable...'
Not bad. They gave us $10 a pound for the Tin Man.
I object to other people's CO2 emissions.
This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.
May or May not be Hazardous Material...
Sign on factory: We Are Really Environmentally Friendly. We Color Everything Green.
'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'
"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."