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"You're not my husband."
Tags:hard day, hard days, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, long day, long days, wrong house, peace and quiet, worker, workers, working, working life, working lives, domestic scene, domestic scenes, domesticity, employer, work schedule, work schedules, hectic day, hectic days, stress, stressed out, stressing out, home, get home, getting home, wife, wives, husband, husbands, arrive, arrives, arrive home, arrives home, arriving home
A dog reads a newspaper
"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."
Tags:handshake, handshakes, fist bump, fist bumps, fist bumping, bumping fists, greet, greets, greeting, culture clash, culture clashes, new job, new jobs, adjustment, adjustments, adjustment period, adjustment periods, settle in, settles in, settling in, broken arm, broken arms, broken hand, broken hands, broken bone, broken bones, career change, career changes, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, culture shock, culture shocks, system shock, system shocks, socially awkward, social awkwardness
(We've) Met Gala
Tags:met gala, gala, galas, party, parties, partying, dance, dances, ball, cinderella, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, forgotten, acquaintance, acquaintances, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, awkward, socially awkward, social awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, cringe, cringes, cringing
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
Tags:meet, meets, meeting, one night stand, one night stands, introduce, introduces, introducing, introduction, introductions, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern life, modern times, date, dates, dating, single life, promiscuous, promiscuity, meet, meets, meeting, greet, greets, greeting, greetings
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
Tags:new neighborhood, new neighborhoods, alienate, alienating, alienation, alienated, shun, shuns, shunning, unfriendly, unwelcoming, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, new neighbourhood, new neighbourhoods, introduction, introductions, standoffish, uncomfortable, awkward, prairie, prairies, settler, settlers, desert, deserts, survival, hermit, hermits, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, shy, shyness, isolation, isolated, social isolation, socially isolated, settlement, settlements
A man opens the door to his apartment to find a portal in.
"Welcome to America, bitch."
Tags:breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters
"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
Tags:positive, positivity, positive face culture, positive face, face culture, negative face culture, negative face, optimist, optimists, optimistic, pessimist, pessimists, optimism, pessimism, pessimistic, curse, cursed, left alone, alone, mood, moods, private, privacy, howdy, greet, greeting, friendly, obnoxious, friendliness, cheery, cheerful, depressed, grumpy, cranky, american culture, cultural differences, culture difference
"Fred Hartner! How are you doing these days-vis-à-vis the yen? The franc? The mark?"
Tags:investment, investments, investing, defunct, currency, currencies, currency market, currency markets, franc, mark, marks, francs, yen, investor, investors, investing, trading, day trader, day traders, german mark, german marks, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, stock market, stock markets, greet, greets, greeting, obsession, obsessions, obsessed
"Say hello to my little friend."
Tags:quote, quotes, gangster, gangsters, gangster movie, gangster movies, gangster film, gangster films, little friend, little friends, friend, friends, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, imagination, fictional creature, fictional creatures, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, companion, companions, partner, partners
"Quick! Remind me - are they handshakers, huggers, single kissers, or kissers on both cheeks?"
Tags:meet, meets, meeting, greet, greet, greetings, couple, couples, awkward, handshake, handshaker, handshakers, hug, hugger, huggers, kiss, kissing, social interaction, cordial, gesture, gestures, gesturing, middle age, social, social interactions, interact, interacting, interactions, panic, panicking
"It would be helpful if the first words out of your mouth every morning weren't 'J'accuse.'"
Tags:accusation, accusations, accuse, accuses, accusing, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, philander, philanders, philandering, philanderer, philanderers, fidelity, morning, mornings, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, too early, morning person, morning people, defensive, defensiveness, overly defensive, husband, husbands, wife, wives, jealous, jealousy
"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"
Guru on the roller coaster.
Jones or Best Offer
Tags:best offer, best offers, airport, airports, greet, greets, greeting, concierge, concierges, driver, drivers, driving, hired car, hired cars, car hire, car hires, mercenary, mercenaries, merc, mercs, airline, airlines, airline passenger, airline passengers, aeroplane, aeroplanes, hire, hired, hires, hiring, for hire, disloyal, disloyalty
"I miss handshakes"
Tags:greet, greetings, formality, informality, informal, introduce, introductions, modern attitudes, modern views, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, cuddle, cuddling, awkwardness, touch averse, touch aversion, introvert, introversion, anti social, anti sociable, touch-averse, touch-aversion, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, traditional, traditionalist, traditional mindset, traditional views, old fashioned, old-fashioned, old fashioned attitudes, traditional attitudes, uncomfortable, discomfort, awkward, kiss, kissing
Bob practices lying.
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
Tags:census, census taker, census takers, door-to-door, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, miranda rights, read your rights, reads your rights, reading your rights, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, suspicion, suspicious, suspiciousness, paranoid, paranoia, united states census, legal rights, legal representation, door-to-door
Dog v cat greetings.
"You're right...it is waving back!"