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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed into a gigantic emoji.
"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."
Hashtag Woke Up Like This
Gregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."
"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"
'I hear that when Gregor Samsa found himself transformed into a giant insect, it was all symbolic, and he wasn't one of us after all.'
Fly says to another: 'This is so Kafkaesque.'