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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'
"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."
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Witch's cottage covered in drugs.
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
Healthy Gingerbread House
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'What about Trans Fats?!'
'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'
'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'
"Not until you've eaten everything off the protein, fruit and vegetable house down the road."
"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."
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The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."
Ansel Adams and Gretal.
"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."
Evidence of Murder
"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."
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"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"
"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."
'Why don't we apply here? I've heard they have a very generous benefits package.'
Never getting over his fixation with candy, picking out a engagement ring proved difficult for Hansel.
'What's this?! They left off the extra children!'
'Damn! I can't find my recipe anywhere! Kids, can you look up online how to bake you?'
'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'