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On your 80th birthday.
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'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."
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'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'
'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'
It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.
Hazel's academy for gifted walnuts.
NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.
'So, what I'm hearing , Mr. Sims, is that you feel your mother still treats you as her 'widdle snooky-nooky-wooky-wiggums'.'
Dad never had time to play catch.
'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'
'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'
'Slow down, young fella, all in good time!'
The Millibands circa 1980.
'Ah, your sister wears a bra!'
'Look, dear, he's going to be a politician.'
'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'
'Did they have history when you were my age?'
'I'm going to bed - I've had about all of me I can take for today.'
'He's at the awkward age - out of diapers and into everything else.
'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'
'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'
'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'
'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'