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'Bop him on the nose, Larry! Just bop him on the nose and he'll let go!'
'I don't have the heart to tell my Stevie that he'll never be able to palm the ball like your son.'
Scientists study the gripping strengths on an 11-year-old holding a PlayStation controller and a frenzied mom holding tickets to Aruba.
'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'
Pirate applies 'Poly Grip' to keep his parrot on his shoulder.
'She must be losing her grip.'
101 uses of a dead cat: vice.
'That's funny sir, how did you know I used to be a wrestler?'
"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."
"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"