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The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
At the same time, they realized he hadn't put his teeth in, and suddenly the playing field shifted.
'...And this is my man cave.'
"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."
'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'
"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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"Damn! The feeder's empty."
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"He has a very deft touch."
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'This yoga is too hot.'
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
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'You are getting better but you're not out of the woods yet.'
'It's okay, Vern, I think he just wants a hug.'
'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
'You scared him to death.'
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'I can't open a paper without reading another grizzly story.'
"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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The bear inspects and eats the garbage.
'Come on kids - it's just a story!'
'Ready to try out your new training?'
"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
'Did you order meals on wheels?'
Goldilocks: the rest of the story
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"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
"Do you feel like a beer?"