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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'
To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.
"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"
Tags:domestic, domestic life, domestic bliss, married couple, married, married life, grocery, groceries, marriage, old married couple, household, house, houses, home, homely, household chores, chore, chores, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopped, men, man, husband, husbands, husbands and wives, wife, wives, nag, nagged, nagging, nags, fishwife
"At least let me carry the groceries."
Tags:atlas, greek myths, greek myths, greek mythology, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shop, shopping bag, shopping bags, food shop, food shops, the food shop, masculinity, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, martyr, martyrs, determination, determined, stubbornness, couple, couples, chivalry, chivalrous, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
"Do you have these apples in green?"
Tags:apple, apples, fruit, fruit seller, fruit sellers, fruit stand, fruit stands, produce, preference, preferences, entitled, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, green apple, green apples, red apple, red apples, preference, preferences, grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, upper class, upper classes, request, requests
"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, nutrition, ingredient, ingredients, additive, additives, chemical, chemicals, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, flavouring, flavoring, coloring, colouring, artificial, unnatural, modern life
"How about some help carrying the groceries?"
'New! A bonus island of flavor!'
'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'
"Don't forget cat food."
Tags:crazy cats, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, pet, pets, domestic pets, urban life, modern life, modern world, city life, city living, cat lady, crazy cat, apartment, apartment living, don't forget, list, lists, to do, groceries, grocery, shopping, shopping list, store, to the store, obsessed, obsessive, married life, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"
"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping bags, mommy's little helper, mummy's little helper, helper, helpers, helping, life lesson, life lessons, bread, baguette, promise, promises, careful, learning
"For a small fee I can give you a shorter receipt."
Tags:receipt, receipts, fee, fees, bill, bills, checkout, checkouts, check-out, check-outs, check out, check outs, till, tills, till receipt, till receipts, add on, add ons, add-on, add-ons, shopper, shoppers, shopping, grocery, groceries, grocery bill, grocery bills, grocery shopping, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden charge, hidden charges
"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
Tags:broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships
"Today is catch-your-own day."
Tags:fishmonger, fishmongers, fish market, fish shop, fish shops, fish store, fish stores, fish counter, fish counters, seafood counter, seafood counters, seafood store, seafood stores, seafood shop, seafood shops, food, seafood, animal, animals, fish, aquarium, aquariums, catch, catching fish, catching dinner, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, angler, anglers, angling, fresh fish, fresh food, catch-your-own, catch your own, customer service, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, word play, wordplay
The Way It Should Be
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, store, stores, checkout, checkouts, checking out, checkout lane, checkout lanes, 10 items or less, express lane, express lanes, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, groceries, vip, vips, vip customer, vip customers, velvet rope, exclusion, high status, conspicuous consumption, high class, upper class, first class, social divison, social divisions
Best if used before it spoils.
'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'
"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."
'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'
"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
Tags:animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores
"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."
Tags:food, food trend, food trends, trend, trend, trendy, artisan, artisanal, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, honey, truffle, truffles, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, modern life, overbuying, impulse buy, impulse buys, impulse buying
"Water is on sixteen."
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, shopper, shoppers, desert, deserts, dying, crawling, dehydrated, dehydration, thirst, thirsty, water, drink, drinks, aisle, aisles, death, staff, stocker, stockers, modern life, retail, superstore, superstores, warehouse club, warehouse clubs
"Did we remember to get that thing we came here for?"
Tags:shopping, shopper, shoppers, warehouse club, warehouse clubs, food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, bulk, bulk goods, bulk buying, buying in bulk, consumerism, retail, forgot, forgotten, shopping hungry, overwhelmed