Grocery Shopper Cartoons and Comics

'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

'I hate grocery shopping.'

Grocery Store Gravity

Woman cyclist with supermarket trolley instead of basket.

'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"It's road kill."

Woman has man in shopping trolley

Man has woman in shopping cart

Dragster shopper

"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"

'It's my day off.'

e-procurement

"I know you only have seven items, but you're just not the 'express lane' type."

"Hey, you're not my Joey!"

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

Trying to beat the price rise.

'Just who do you think you're fooling, sir?'

'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'