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'If you have a question about our vast array of merchandise, just ask me, and I'll gladly refer you to someone who might know someone who knows something!'
'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '
Fish Market: Kelp Wanted Apply Inside.
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fish market, fish markets, fishmonger, fishmongers, fishmongering, fishmongerer, fishmongerers, fresh fish, kelp, kelps, job opening, job openings, job vacancy, job vacancies, fish seller, fish sellers, seafood, customer, customers, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, grocery shop, grocery shopsOrganic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.
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grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, grocery, groceries, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, genetically modified, monster vegetable, frankenstein food, monster vegetables, pimped out, organic food, organic foods, pesticide, pesticides, food fad, food fads, supermarket, supermarkets, vegetable aisle, vegetable aisles'Do you remember when food had food in it?'
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organic food, organic foods, organic, gm food, gm foods, processed food, processed foods, food additive, food additives, ingredient, ingredients, nutritional information, nutritional info, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, supermarket, supermarkets'I hate grocery shopping.'
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lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, housework, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery store, grocery stores, predator, predators, prey, preys, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, lion pride, lion prides, pride, prides'We both know that you didn't catch that in the wild, sweety. Now put the fish in the cart, and go grab us some of that really soft toilet paper.'
"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."
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alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, alternative diet, alternative diets, diet, diets, vegetarian, vegetarians, fruitarian, fruitarians, vegan, vegans, manna, heaven, heavens, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shop, grocery shops, fad diet, fad diets, fad, fads, healthy diet, healthy diets"It's road kill."
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meat, meats, butchers, free-range, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, diets, road kill, road kills, road-kill, road-kills, butcher, ranch, ranches, ranching, free range animal, free range animals, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, nutrition, diet, cheap meat, cheap food, special offer, discount, discounts"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"
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date, dates, expiration date, expiration dates, expiry, expiries, best-before, best before, best-before date, best before date, rotten, rot, rots, rotting, worm, worms, woodworm, woodworms, beaver, beavers, gnaw, gnaws, gnawing, shopping, shopper, shoppers, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, groceries, grocery store, supermarket, supermarkets, shop, shops, shopping, food buyer, food buyers'It's my day off.'
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pastor, pastors, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, minister, ministers, church, churches, devil, devils, day off, day-off, days off, days-off, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, secret, sins"I know you only have seven items, but you're just not the 'express lane' type."
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express lane, express lanes, express queue, express queues, express line, express lines, checkout, checkouts, check out, check outs, check-out, check-outs, till, tills, supermarket, supermarkets, queue, queues, line, lines, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, type, types, item, items"Hey, you're not my Joey!"
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family life, family-life, mix up, mix-up, mix-ups, mix ups, kid, kids, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery shop, grocery shops, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, trolley, trolleysHuman Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.
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human cull, human culls, cull, culls, culling, cullings, bad habit, bad habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, pet peeve, pet peeves, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, inconsiderate, inconsiderateness, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, rudeness, rudeExpress Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.
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express lane, express lanes, express queue, express queues, express line, express lines, checkout, checkouts, check out, check outs, check-out, check-outs, supermarket, supermarkets, queue, queues, line, lines, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery shopper, grocery shoppers, surcharge, surcharges, fine, fines'You're right, dear, these self check out lanes really are fast, especially if you don't scan anything.'