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"Sorry, I'm late, chief—I had a little trouble working out my grooming strategy this morning."
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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."
"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"
"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
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"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"
Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.
"As long as I've got my legs shaved, I might as well do something with them."
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"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."
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"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"
The mani pedi in the moon
'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'
"May be I should part my hair on the right."
"You're a little too niche."
'For the last time- will you please remove the parental lock!'
'This way we solve the security problem and pony problem at the same time!'
'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'
"Another mustache sir?"
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"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"