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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, sermon, sermons, parish, congregation, congregations, parishioner, parishioners, church-goer, church-goers, sick, sickness, ill, illness, disease, diseases, death, dying, church fund, church funds, donation, donations, offering, offerings, money, punishments, blessing, blessings, money-hungry, greedy, greed, sins, grotesque
A grotesque looks at another grotesque who is wearing a baseball cap.
Tags:demon, demons, devil, devils, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, gargoyle, gargoyles, grotesque, grotesques, art, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, architecture, architect, architects, gothic, baseball cap, baseball caps, fashion, style, hat, hats
"And just exactly what is that expression intended to convey?"
Tags:expression, expressions, silly expression, silly expressions, silly face, silly faces, pulling a face, pulling faces, facial expression, facial expressions, facial tic, facial ticks, communicate, communication, couple, couples, married couple, married coupled, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, unreadable expression, unreadable expressions, grotesque, communication, uncommunicative, communication failure, difficult relationship, difficult relationship
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
Humpty Dumpty sits on some scaffolding at a construction site
Tags:humpty dumpty, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, mother goose, literature, construction, construction site, construction site, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building site, building sites, construction work, scaffolding, dangerous, risky, egg, eggs, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, grotesque
"That's the city for you—you live next to someone for years and never even catch a glimpse fo them."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, horror, grotesque, unusual, strange, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, neighbor, neighbors, neightbour, neighbours, rare, sighting, sightings, meeting the neighbours, meeting the neighbors, knowing your neighbours, knowing your neigbors, property, properties, real estate, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, building, buildings, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums
"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, side-effect, side-effects, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinating, vision, visions, delusion, bad side effect, bad side effect, bad side-effect, bad side-effects, trip, trips.tripping, trippy, strange, unusual, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, mutant, mutants, fantasy, horror, grotesque
"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."
Tags:pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, plant, plants, venus flytrap, venus flaytraps, carnivorous plant, carnivorous plants, grotesque, horror, beg, begging, begging for food, table, tables, dinner table, dinner tables, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, mealtime, mealtimes, rule, rules, disobedience, botany, botanist, botanists, science fiction, sci-fi, strange, unusual
"The place hasn't been the same since that hole in the ozone opened up!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, ozone layer, global warming, climate change, hole in the ozone layer, melting, mutant, mutants, mutated, sick, ill, grotesque, horror, environmental problems, environmental issues, environmental destruction, ozone depletion
"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."
"Happy New Year!"
Tags:new year, new year's eve, new years day, midnight, countdown, countdowns, countdown to midnight, twelve o'clock, 12 o'clock, happy new year, clock, clocks, time, gargoyles, gargoyle, architecture, grotesque, grotesques, medieval, celebration, celebrations, alive, come, alive, decoration, decorations
"It's really a shame we happened to draw this judge..."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, horror, grotesque, strange, unusual, executioner, executioners, hood, hoods, hooded, black hood, creepy, scary, sinister
"I couldn't say—I'm a stranger here myself."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, earth, planet earth, tourist, tourists, tourism, new to town, stranger, strangers, horror, grotesque, visitor, visitors, moving to a new place, moving to a new city, moving to a new country, asking directions, asking for directions, lost, confused, asking for help, monster, monsters, creature, creatures
"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, bride, brides, groom, grooms, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, new home, new house, first home, first house, grotesque, horror, animal, animals, snake, snakes, reptile, reptiles, fear, afraid, scared, fearful, fear of snakes, phobia, phobias, ophidiophobia, ophiophobia, secret, secrets, silly, keeping secrets, confession, confessions, admission, admissions, last minute, deal breaker, dealbreaker, dealbreakers, deal breakers, deal-breaker, deal-breakers, strange, unusual, hobby, hobbies, pet, pets, herpetologist, herpetologists, herpetology
"Maybe if we put stone statues in their place, no one will notice that they've flown away."
Tags:statue, statues, stone statue, stone statues, gargoyle, gargoyles, grotesque, grotesques, fly, flies, flying, fly away, flies away, flying away, monster, monsters, cover story, cover stories, cover, covers, renaissance, medieval, medieval times, mythical creature, mythical creatures, fly off, disappear, disappears, disappearance, disappearances
"Oh, that - that's just an old wives tail."
'I'm all ears.'
The Elephant Man sees a specialist
'Sorry mate, I had to bring the wife, she's so ugly, I couldn't bear to kiss her goodbye.'
Business was so slow that Quasimodo eventually sold up, and became the town bell ringer.
'Great, we're lost! What is it with you men and not stopping to ask for directions?'
Calling me a monster hurts.
"Of course I didn't make the big time until I started my 'Health and Fitness' series."
Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.