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Meet a Representative of Santa Claus
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'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'
'That's weird! Last year you signed your autograph left-handed.'
'I'd like a job.'
"I hope that isn't real fur."
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'Well a significant pay rise does seem reasonable...And I don't think anyone would argue that you should have your workload reduced...'
'Trick or treat.'
Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.
"Free prescription drugs."
Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company
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Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.
"Garlic, garlic, garlic."
'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'
'I thin some of our customers think we may have opened the grotto a little to early this year.'
'No one believes in my anymore - except you, Virginia.'
"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."
"This is my lawyer. He's here to witness the promises you make, which will constitute a verbal contract."
'I'm feeling a bit cynical this year. Just bring me cash.'
'A couple of words may be misspelled, but as you can see, I asked for a dictionary.'
"Those reindeer of yours.... Wouldn't SNOWdeer be more appropriate?"
'I haven't been good, so I was hoping you could bend the rules.'
'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'
'I watched my P's and Q's all year, except in the summer, when I don't use the alphabet.'
Children talk to Santa in mall via his telephone app.
'Now,do I get that new broom or not?!'