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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."
"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"
'In Washington, today, an unidentified source made an unattributable statement which under the agreed ground rules is not to be quoted.'
Tug-of-Limited-Hostility: "The ground rules: Pull for three seconds, then discuss it for a while. Pull and discuss, pull and discuss..."
'From now on, if the ball goes anywhere near that thing, it's a ground-rule double.'
"Chit-chat ground rules: no complaining, yes or no if possible, no jokes over 20 seconds."
"Before we get too deeply involved..."
'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'