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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."
"I thought we agreed not to fight in front of the children."
"I think it's time to set some ground rules."
"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"
Couch Potato Romance - 'I don't give up the remote on the first date.'
'In Washington, today, an unidentified source made an unattributable statement which under the agreed ground rules is not to be quoted.'
Tug-of-Limited-Hostility: "The ground rules: Pull for three seconds, then discuss it for a while. Pull and discuss, pull and discuss..."
Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."
"Is this a good time to lay down some rules?"
"Chit-chat ground rules: no complaining, yes or no if possible, no jokes over 20 seconds."
"Before we get too deeply involved..."
Statue of Limitations.
'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'
'I never sleep with someone on the first date, so oncve we've had mad passionate intercourse you'll have to leave'