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'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."
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"Wood Charles, to you."
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
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"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
When the president sees his 5 o'clock shadow, just 5 more weeks 'till impeachment!
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Groundhog Making Shadow Figures.
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'
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"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
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Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
"I guess that silly groundhog was wrong about an early spring!"
"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."
'I feel like I'm really going to make a difference today.'
'Very bad throat infection. I would stick with soft foods for a few days, like conifers, evergreens, even pulp if you can get some.'
"I think it's time to set some ground rules."
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"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."
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'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'
What is a groundhog? 'Sausages ... ?'
Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.
"You care about the shadow, but I just came out here to order more test strips..."
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'It has recently come to my attention you're a groundhog.'