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The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.
"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."
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"Wood Charles, to you."
'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'
When the president sees his 5 o'clock shadow, just 5 more weeks 'till impeachment!
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Groundhog Making Shadow Figures.
"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."
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'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'
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Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
"I guess that silly groundhog was wrong about an early spring!"
'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'
'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'
"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."
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What is a groundhog? 'Sausages ... ?'
What day is it? What difference does it make?
Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.
"You care about the shadow, but I just came out here to order more test strips..."
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Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...
"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."
"And since Mr. Hussein did not see his shadow we predict only four more weeks of insurrection."
'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'
'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'
"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."