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'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'
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Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!
'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'
'Don't worry about a thing. My Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'
"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"
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'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'
'My client pleads not guilty to copyright violation, Your Honor, on the grounds that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'
'What the heck? How am I supposed to reach my spawning grounds now?'
'...it's been so long, I can't remember why I got grounded in the first place!'
'Everything goes with the house exept the lawn. They're taking that with them.'
Small farmers losing ground to large corporate farms.
'What can I say, it pays the bills.'
"Now, I want you to hang here for the next twenty years and think about what you did."
"Dad, can you just ground me instead?"
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'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'
The creature dived beneath the stadium turf, and that was the end of the groundskeeper...'
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'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.
"No, you're not going out, you're grounded!"
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'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'
'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'
'I've been expelled for bad behavior...'
'We're giving all the players cigarette lighters. . . Because you lose so many matches.'
'I grounded myself.'
'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'